Panic! at the Disco - there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet

파티에 참석한 주인공은 상류층의 격식에서 벗어나 자유롭게 행동하며, 자신감 넘치는 모습을 자랑하지만 주변 사람들은 그의 모습에 불편함을 느낀다
그는 패션과 자신의 위치를 자랑하면서도 내면의 불안과 외로움을 계속 드러내며, 자신을 "디바"라고 주장하며 위안을 찾는다

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring, and...
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring, and...
When you're in black slacks
With accentuating, off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh...
Everything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You're reading lips: "When did he get all confident?"
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies' room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with (Keep up) with these fashionistas
And tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is cheap; I bet to them, you look like sh...
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin