Art Garfunkel - king of tonga

한 여성이 모델 제의를 받아 통가의 왕을 만나러 가지만, 왕의 다가오는 열정에 저항하고 경찰에 도움을 요청하게 된다
왕은 자신의 사랑을 쟁취하기 위해 로맨스를 시도하고, 새로운 여왕의 탄생을 예고하는 이야기이다

She was bronzing in the sun drinking a cool rum punch
When a guy named D' Gatoni said, "Wow! Let me take
Your picture. You could be a model, girl. There's a guy
I know to show you how."
Now a model waves good-bye as on the plane she flies
Off to meet the king, the King of Tonga
King of Tonga
Now the girl gets to the palace dressed in black silk lace
She says, "Well, my king of fashion and fame..."
And the king swings down and he fall on his face
Said, "I'm so really, really glad you came."
Now the girl tries to resist, running from his kiss
Now she's callin' the cops on the King of Tonga
King of Tonga
Daddy still doesn't momma night
Tells her son, "Son, you squeeze her tight."
His daddy taught him everything he knows
So the king steals the daddy's clothes
Now the police knew the king, they knew him very well
They said, "King, king what's the matter now?"
He said, "Boys, you've got to talk to this bride-to-be
'Cause this crazy girl won't take my vow."
They said, "Give her romance."
And the king takes a chance
And soon there'll be a new Queen
For the King of Tonga
King of Tonga
King of Tonga